Faisal just walked in a little while back holding a handful of Starburst, a candy made with gelatin. Gelatin is made from animal bone marrows and thus I can't eat it, since I have a "better safe than sorry" attitude towards the substance--it could be made from pig or non-Halal beef marrow! Anyways, he hands the Starburst to me, to which I tell him that I have no friends at DePaul to give them away to...standard protocol for Starburst, Skittles and Gummi Bears.
"What are you talking about? It's made with legal gelatin."
I blankly stare at him.
"You didn't know? Same goes for Skittles and Pop-Tarts!"
My entire life has been turned upside down. I think I'm going to cry now.
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...0_0 Seriously.... we should've googled that forever ago! At least you're not vegan - you still wouldn't be able to eat it then. Let's go on a starburst-skittle binge this weekend.
lmao, dude, how many halloweens has this ruined for us?
not that i keep to that rule currently, but man, that is pounds of candy i had to give up over the years : /
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